I shouldn’t have bought the CD for that prop comic’s performance. 

aminoasinine:

Good dog 

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thefrogman:

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imallforspooky:

ladyavenger:

64kbps:

64kbps:

can firebenders bend hot people

18k notes and i still havent got a simple “yes/no” i fucking hate this website

yes

I WANT THIS ON A SHIRT

shubbabang:

spadesslick:

shubbabang:

i have seen hell and it’s at target for 9.99

The price tag is upside-down.

paperseverywhere:

(w: this is kinda dark)

And later, when Roxy finally conjures a matriorb

‘Congratulations Roxy. You have saved an entire species from the brink of extinction—

your death is heroic.’

awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

thefrogman:

He-Dad by Jesse Cline [website | facebook]

[h/t: tastefullyoffensive]