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vinegod:

I’m gonna be the best dad… by Thomas Sanders

person: so where did you learn html?
me: not.... neopets...

kathartic-anarchy:

the-cyanide-exploder:

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

tfw my favorite flavor isn’t on here

That the bottom row in the lemon stabursts doesn’t make a complete square really, really bothers me.

soundmoney:

ghostofqueequeg:

The Story of the Scully Box

Expository conversations with David Duchovny’s nipples

soundmoney:

ghostofqueequeg:

The Story of the Scully Box

Expository conversations with David Duchovny’s nipples

theonion:

Editorial Cartoon: ‘Crossing The Lime’

theonion:

Editorial Cartoon: ‘Crossing The Lime

shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

punchdinosaurs:

zwampert:

darling-cyber-deer:

thedumbfaultinourfandoms:

zwampert:

pizzaspicelatte:

zwampert:

yehman:

zwampert:

kittastica:

zwampert:

Man, I love donuts.

those jelly-filled donuts sure look absolutely delicious!

Nothing beats a good jelly-filled donut!

I’m on mobile what is this

Donuts.

im not even sure if this is a joke or if you seriously dont know this is sushi and im confused

No, they’re donuts. What the hell are you on about.

its onigiri

Jelly-filled donuts

Delicious jelly-filled donuts that resemble sandwiches. 


No donuts until you’ve finished your hamburger.

punchdinosaurs:

zwampert:

darling-cyber-deer:

thedumbfaultinourfandoms:

zwampert:

pizzaspicelatte:

zwampert:

yehman:

zwampert:

kittastica:

zwampert:

Man, I love donuts.

those jelly-filled donuts sure look absolutely delicious!

Nothing beats a good jelly-filled donut!

I’m on mobile what is this

Donuts.

im not even sure if this is a joke or if you seriously dont know this is sushi and im confused

No, they’re donuts. What the hell are you on about.

its onigiri

Jelly-filled donuts

Delicious jelly-filled donuts that resemble sandwiches. 

No donuts until you’ve finished your hamburger.